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How many schools can I️ drop out of???? So far 2 out of 4 if u count the French college that no one goes to. I️ hate being alive from December until May

(Source: emergentpattern, via elonmuskisabitch)

vaduren:

1selfe:

me when people have been asking me how I’m doing lately

im literally on the verge of tears

(Source: socialinsecurity)

My dad decided tht were moving without telling me like ok fine but I can’t fuckin go anywhere where we’re moving like there’s no buses how the fck am I supposed to go to school and work I am going to make my house unsellable so no one will buy it

My fever finally broke but it’s back just in time for me to go to work ! Honestly my fav thing is having a body that actively attacks me all the time like what a good body

I bought popsicles but the store didn’t have much variety so I got these star war ones with 3 flavors and one of them says it’s watermelon but it tastes like honeydew and honestly I feel like I got scammed like I like honeydew but I wanted and was expecting watermelon

I think after having a fever for 3 days I myself am a fever

boyslayr:

golfgalaxy:

boyslayr:

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

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I miss those popsicles that my mom gave me when I was sick as a kid honestly I just miss being a kid and having people actually care that you’re sick as opposed to when ur an adult and it’s just like well? Every body gets sick? Have fun at work! I’m still a fucken baby and I only worked 2.5 out of 8 hrs cuz I literally couldn’t stand up on my own and tht probably wouldn’t have happened if I had some pedialyte popsicles cuz those shits always worked when I was a kid

fionaapplerocks:
“Call me crazy, hold me down, make me cry, get off now baby.
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fionaapplerocks:

Call me crazy, hold me down, make me cry, get off now baby.

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Last night I was waiting for the bus home in a blizzard and I was pretty convinced the bus wasn’t coming then a car drove past me and pulled over and a guy got out and started yelling excuse me so I looked and he was like “do u need a ride” and I politely said no thank you and he drove away but like 10 mins later my bus still hadn’t shown up I started thinking like I should’ve taken that ride but then my bus finally came so it was fine but like how do u know when someone is just being nice by offering u a ride in a blizzard or if they’re tryna kidnap you?? Obviously this guy wasn’t interested in kidnapping me cuz he drove away but is there a way to tell for next time when I’m waiting in a blizzard for a bus that potentially isn’t even gonna show up

Ive been listening to the sound of light rain trying to fall back asleep for 2 hrs now but it just keeps making me have to pee right when I actually start feeling sleepy… if god has some sort of beef w me today he could just be honest instead of...

Ive been listening to the sound of light rain trying to fall back asleep for 2 hrs now but it just keeps making me have to pee right when I actually start feeling sleepy… if god has some sort of beef w me today he could just be honest instead of being passive aggressive with this no sleep nonsense just my opinion

It’s cold inside mybody

If god is real why’d he wake me up at 6:30am ? Pretty rude if u ask me

topicalsolution:

i’m going to be beautiful
my body will float above my bed

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